Say, that sounds like a swell idea. You're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand! And, my dear, we're still good-bop-be-byein'. And there goes John F. Kennedy, caroling with his son. You're gonna catch a cold. It's, There goes Jeffrey Dahmer with a festive Christmas ham. O come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant Have yourself a merry little Christmas mr. hankey's christmas classics. [shows some Arabic writing] Oh dude! The Virgin Mary and- Today we're going to learn how different cultures around the world celebrate the holiday season. Good-bye Mr. Hankey! It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas Christmas is here. [Present-day Cartman tosses in bed, which is covered in candy canes] "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" • Directed by Trey Parker. Yeah. added by jlhfan624. [at the manger, Little Drummer Cartman takes the gifts meant for Jesus] "Santa Claus is On His Way" • [Mr. Hankey hops on and waves good-bye. 21:58. [Stan starts to slurp on his fingers, then the boys chuckle] Thank you, Jesus, for being born. My friends won't let me join in any games M'kay? Hey! They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd. On Christ-maas. Stan, you need to do something about your friend, m'kay. on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch Gather close together and make it quick! Spirits are high, so I can tell, What kind of sick weirdo are you? Now, I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin. So let's all rejoice for Jesus, and Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play. On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [Kyle cracks up] "Christmas Medley" • May your heart be light You boys are all playing dreidel. [little Hitler is lifted up to put a star atop the Christmas tree] They believe in Muhammad, and not in our holiday. You'll know our people always win. (Wo-o-o-o-o) All for the little ones' Christmas joys. [The Nativity and Cartman are seen in the background, Formal Cartman vanishes] A lonely Jew Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday! [with him are Mao, Gene, Diana, JFK Sr. and Jr., and Dahmer] Let's sing and dance and bake cookies". You know something, Kyle? No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus; They have different religious beliefs "Carol of the Bells" • Songs of good cheer. Just do it yourself! But I get Hanukkah presents for eight days. Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday... Kenny, would you please climb that ladder and take down the star above the stage? Kyle, I think you'd better get home and get some sleep. Golly, that sure was swell. Shut up, turds! [moves to block Kyle from view. Let earth receive Me! This is like the worst Christmas I have ever seen. Watching. The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [Stan mimics Shelly with exaggerated expression, Kyle stifles a laugh] So, [Satan sets some cookies on a small table; a demon brings him an armchair] Do the other kids make fun of ya? Instead of our normal thing, we're just gonna sit back and enjoy some holiday songs. And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'. screencap. O night (O o-night) [loads them up on his camel, with other presents] It's true. Free shipping for many products! And a Happy New Year! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Mayor, we are deeply offended by the Nativity scene in front of the capital office. "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel". [Mr. Hankey hops onto Santa's shoulder as Jesus looks on], Through the years we all will be together [dressed as Santa, dances around the class] Is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow? Oh my lord, Kyle, did you just throw doo-doo at Eric? On December 25th all they do is eat a cake. That isn't all, Mayor! Okay, people, we've got to turn this place around! Bring me lots of presents! They wave good-bye back] [silence] Howdy-ho, folks. [The Star of the Nativity appears, then the Three Wise Men] KYLE'S MOOOM IS A - BIIIIII-I-I-ITCH - aahh. For one day we all stop burning, and the flames are not so thick. Faithful friends who are dear to us Kyle's mom is a bitch, And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latke And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow Ho ho ho! This South Park screencap contains anime, comic book, manga, and cartoon. Di-viiine! Golly, that sure was fun. "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel" • [Little Drummer Cartman stands before the manger scene, Present-day Cartman is seen tearing into his gifts back at home.] Pretty song they'll all retire Well shucks. [a boy has made a Hankeyman and added smudges of real poo], He loves me, I love you. 'Cause. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" • Sleep in heavenly peace. On Christmas Day, in the morning. Everybody's fighting and my best friend is in an institution, all because we didn't believe in Mr. Hankey! Stream songs including "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo", "Merry F**king Christmas" and more. Oh, how precious! Glory to God in the highest and on earth peace, Learn, [hushed]] that's why they're lame. So does anybody know any non-Santa or non-Jesus Christmas songs. Included are new interpretations of classic songs, and two entirely new songs: "Christmastime In Hell" by Satan and "Merry F**king Christmas" by Mr. Garrison. [the club claps enthusiastically. South Park(my drawing) added by MJfan10009. On Christmas Day, in the MORNING! Mr. Garrison, what the hell do you think you're doing?! Okay, children, I'm really having a hard time with our Christmas play. Well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what, (That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!). And I'm sick and tired of those little flaps on coffee lids. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Before we bring out the kiddies for the play, here's a non-offensive, non-denominational holiday song by the school chef. Ah. But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, [hops into a mining car and moves. I'll try to make it spin. [sticks a candy cane in the man's house] Santa takes off] His smell and his spirit ling-ers on! he loves me and I love y-. Gosh, you're looking swell. Howdy, folks. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo They go back and forth like this for a while] Who wouldn't go? Up on the housetop reindeer pause Monday she's a bitch, Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch! Therefore, vicariously he loves you, [has pants pulled down behind a bush] I can make a Mr. Hankey, too! So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fuckin' celebrate. Shelly is starting to get pissed [the boys begin to chuckle] Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics is a English album released on Nov 2004. Bye-bye and Merry Christmas. [The boys cover their mouths. You won't be opening your Channukah present tonight! I'm gonna love you right she's a bitch to all the boys and girls. We gotta make room for Andy Dick. for born unto you this day in the city of he can be brown or greenish-brown Like this one. ", Christmas is here, bringing good cheerTo young and old, meek and the bold, Ding dong ding-dong, that is their songWith joyful ring, all caroling. From now on, our troubles will be miles away. What the hell are you doing? Full Ep. She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. Trey Parker, Matt Stone ‎– Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Label: Columbia ‎– 496664 2, American Recordings ‎– 496664 2 "Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists, too! Cuz he's just clinging to your sphincter I'm going to say words and the computer will measure how offended you are by them. When Cartman discovers the Tooth Fairy is paying a premium price for his lost teeth, he and the boys seize the opportunity to make some cash. I have a little dreidel; I made it out of clay. Squeeze in 'tween your festive buns. [Present-day Cartman finishes decorating the tree, helps himself to a pie] But all of those stories seem kind of... gay Try it free. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes. If the Fates allow. [Cartman strokes Mr. Kitty. Okay, that does it! Perhaps we need a. And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play. [a kid holds up a Hankey X-ray] He's seen the love inside of you, 'cause. Listen free to South Park – Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo, Merry F**king Christmas and more). she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world Everybody has a happy glow!Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow. [Kyle lifts Mr. Hankey up to do this. You spin it and see where it lands. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" South Park episode: Episode no. goodwill towards men', Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie. But for just one day all is well. You smell an awful lot like flowers. He's loaded goodies on his sleigh That Santa passes over my house every year? Jews.. ...play stupid games The school play is doing a Nativity scene! But I brought some corn for poopity-poppin'. [A boy dances on his ass on the toilet] We're playing dreidel; you wanna try? Gerald holds her]. season 3. episode 15. On Christmas Day, in the morning. [passes them in front of Azrael's Toys] And be careful not to fall in that little pool below you, Kenny, the shark for the third act is in there. After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can. However, like all good ones, it delivers. [gives beef to one man, pours eggnog on another] If I weren't real, could I sing this jolly Christmas song? sometimes he's corny [she shows the next drawing]. Now, I want you to repeat after me: 'There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey'. Now, uh, Kyle, as your school counselor, uh I want to try and help you confront your problems, 'kay? We can show everyone the true spirit of Christmas. This album by VA was released in 1999 it consists of 18 tracks. But I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's freakin' gay. Gosh you sure do smell all nice and flowery. So this must be a pretty hard time of year for you, being Christmas and all. We wish you a Merry Christmas Now I also understand that you're Jewish. Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas album. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Hankey,_the_Christmas_Poo/Script?oldid=410947. Well, now it's time to hear from perhaps the two most important people of the whole season. I don't want to be an outcast! So now, here's a more serious Christmas song, sung by Eric Cartman. Sheila, let me handle this. Tweek Vs. Craig. [Present-day Cartman rips into more presents at home] Even if-. [gets some applause] Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow! Come on, gang, don't fight. And try to get it to drop into the toilet If that doesn't work, please visit our help page. Keep spinning: One seems to hear words of good cheerFrom everywhere filling the air. Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical, featuring South Park characters singing twisted renditions of classic Christmas songs and a memorial piece to voice actress Mary Kay Bergman. I wish Kyle was here. She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair, Released by Columbia Records in … I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Available with an Apple Music subscription. I said go away! Watch Random Episode. I love you And have yourself a merry little Christmas now. Out jumps good old... me. Ho ho ho! Oh, oh Satan, der tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blätter. I'm sorry. "Happy, Happy, Happy" • [Stan stifles his laugh] [Gerald enters], I have a little dreidel; I made it out of clay. Two demons man the front car] [Stan and Kyle look at each other and shrug] [slowing] Sleep in heavenly peace. To drop them off on Christmas Day Shut up, TUUUURDS! Weeeeeeeeeellll I'm glad you're here, Mr. Hankey. He can be brown or greenish brown [Mailman holds two sheets of construction paper]. [the boys make faces again] I'm going straight to the mayor about you, Mr Garrison. And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout, I highly recommend this to all South Park fans. she a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" • Season 3 E 15 • 12/01/1999. In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday. Heeeeeeee Looooooves Yoooooouu! ...so Kenny, would you please go over and pull the lights cords out of the wall? Hitler breaks down], String up the lights and light up the tree. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, south park. Happy golden days, of yore. No. The whole town's pissed off at each other. They've never read a Christmas story, they don't know what Rudolph is about. Stick me in your mouth and try to say, [opens the door] Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass Guess there's no reason for you to come, since you don't get Christmas presents. On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes. Folks'll gather round the fire I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East [points it out] Ch. The pianist winks at the duo and points at them. We're gonna do somethin' a little bit different tonight. See, that's what you get when you raise your child to be a pagan. It was sure nice hangin' out with y'all again. -Christ were there "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (song)" • [The females join Stan and Kyle: Wendy, Shelly, Sheila, Liane, Mrs. McCormick, Nurse Gollum, Principal Victoria, the Mayor, Sharon, and Ms. I saw three ships come sailing in [Stan sticks out his tongue and wiggles his hands on his ears] You guys! I highly recommend this to all South Park fans. Well, oh boy, that was a super song! To rule in Hell forevermore. And let- [walks to the boys] I'm leaving. In this way we can find out which words are least offensive for use in the holiday season. Get him out of here before he hurts anybody! Santa Claus is on his way [Mr. Hat claps] How about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo? I'm a clinically depressed fecophiliac on Prozac. [the chandelier drops on Kenny and the others back away, shocked], Hang a shining star upon the highest bough. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity Having imaginary friends is fine, Kyle, but this simply will not do! I learned that Jewish people are okay. Try disabling any ad blockers and refreshing this page. Mailman • Price $2.16 Who wouldn't go? The whole town is about to. [picks up the piano...], Joy to the world, for I have come. "I Saw Three Ships" • O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, On, on they send, on without end,Their joyful tone to every home, Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells.All seem to say, "Ding-dong, m'kay.". Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand [Formal Cartman before a starry sky] [little Hitler beans a Jewish boy down with a snowball] You people focus so hard on the things wrong with Christmas that you've forgotten what's so right about it. He doesn't care what faith you are. Jesus was born, and so I get presents. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Trey Parker & Marc Shaiman (Holiday) - Pandora. Kyle's mom is here to ruin Christmas! [two of the damned stand up and dance] Details File Size: 4265KB Duration: 2.400 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 12/5/2020, 8:42:00 AM I'm gonna lay you down by the Yule log keeping watch over their flocks by night. Full Ep. Oh-kay! Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land. Here we are as in olden days, We wish you a Merry Christmas It aired on November 30, 1999 I told you not to call my mom a bitch, Cartman! she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch! And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say, Hello, everyone, and welcome to McKemick's. [Dahmer walks out of a meat store and into the house next door] Kyle sways to the song] Dance, damn you!! Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. Kyle moves to the other side of the screen to be seen. Don't you see? Courtney Cox, I love you. Ah-I'm not crazy? It is the night of our dear Savior's b-b-b-birth 21:59. He salutes.] Listen to Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics by South Park on Apple Music. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was written and directed by Parker and Stone, and first aired in the United States on Comedy Central on December 17, 1997. The official script for "Mr. Hankeys Christmas Classics" was released by South Park Studios. If you don't want to spill your coffee, you shouldn't be driving with it. Now, please put your hands together and welcome... Saint Nicholas and Jesus Christ. wie treu sind deine Blätter. Divine (Divine) Gather near to us once more. Okay, children, does everyone have their leotards on? The official script for "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was released by South Park Studios. Image of 3x15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics for fans of South Park 21289311 "Christmas Time in Hell" • Hullo, we need to commit our friend, Kyle please. Screw this, I'm goin home! "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" • One of the vignettes is a lounge act by Jesus and Santa Claus, singing Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of ten vignettes featuring the cast of "South Park" performing Christmas songs. South Park Mental House • I know, but there's, like, three-hundred Jesus Christmas songs and only four fucking Santa ones! Mayor, the Nativity is what Christmas is all about. You should be wearing socks to sleep, Kyle. To try and stay positive stay away from drug and alcohol, and in the meantime I'm gonna put you on a heavy regimen of Prozac... Uuuuuuugghh-oh my God, you sick little monkey! However, like all good ones, it delivers. South Park. 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